I've been working a lot for Kink.com lately. Sometimes they dress me up better than I dress myself (not hard to do). The talent department even let me keep this new pair of pants. Very nice of them.
A weird turn of events landed me on the set of a Matthew Barney film called "River of Fundament." It's loosely based on the Norman Mailer novel, Ancient Evenings. I can't say too much about it. But when I'm covered in shit, my hands are still gold. Look for an opera house near you... In 2014.
All the side projects I participate in (bands, porn sites, etc...) are incapable of staying on schedule. So forget every time I say "this thing is coming out on this date." Because it probably won't happen. Not that it won't happen at all. Just not by the date I said it would. Anyways, my band is called Chiildren now. Not Children. We are trying to release an EP this month (remember what I just said). So we did some photo shoots. Potential album covers, promo photos, whatever. This is not an actual photo. Just a shitty iPhone pic of part of a polaroid we won't actually use.
Here's another shitty iPhone pic of a polaroid we won't use. This was my idea - to get hung from a tree. I almost passed out. Twice.
This is just me at the gym. I like looking at other people's mouths when I'm fucking them. Not sure if anyone likes looking at mine.
Back on set for Kink.com. You can't actually tell what's going on here. I think someone is getting tied up. A girl I will eventually fuck. She's pretty cute. I play a ghost.
Before I go, I want to leave you with a question. Since I am primarily working on writing longer things (like stuff that might become books), I'm not always thinking about what to write for this blog. If you have any ideas, make a comment, or email me. Wait, none of that was posed as a question. "What do you want me to write about?"