This is my first collaboration with friend and artist, Luka Fisher. He's designed this shirt based on my mouth and words. If you'd like one, please sign up to Dwolla.com. It's very similar to PayPal, and only takes about 3 minutes to set up an account.
To those wondering why I don't use a PayPal-based merchant account: they banned me forever because I sold porn.
If you would like a shirt...
Sign up to Dwolla and send $18 ($15 for the shirt, plus $3 shipping and handling) to DANIEL.UNK@GMAIL.COM. Include your shipping address in the order. If you live outside the continental United States, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org prior to placing an order.
Sizes are available in Men's S, M, L, and XL. Women's S, M, L.